And here's another review from my retro porn DVD collection. The year was 1991, and the woman on the cover is the legendary SAVANNAH, a woman whose star burned brightly for a brief period, making her one of the best-known performers in the industry, before it ended in tragedy.
Written by Philip O'Connell and directed by John Leslie, and released by VCA Pictures, Laying The Ghost stars Joey Silvera and Taylor Wane as married couple Stanley and Kate. A month earlier they just moved into a new house that Kate inherited from her Uncle Ambrose, whom she never even knew. Savannah is Kate's younger sister Mandy, who moved in with them. The film opens with Stanley and Kate asleep in bed. Peter North appears as a ghost. He's buck-naked and with a hardon and he appears in the hallway then walks through the bedroom wall and awakens Kate and they begin having sex.
Despite the loud moaning from both of them (not to mention the rocking of the bed), Stanley sleeps through it all, until the very end when Peter shoots his cum (in the large quantity that Peter North was famous for) on Kate's ass. Just as he's finished Stanley wakes up and tries to attack Peter who immediately disappears.
Both Stanley and Kate, who claims that she thought she was dreaming, react in shock, awakening Mandy who wants to know what's going on and they tell her. Kate immediately assumes it was a ghost, but Stanley isn't sure what's going on. Both he and Mandy want to leave but Kate refuses to give up her inheritance. Stanley grabs a bat and goes searching the house.
Later while alone in a room Kate is confronted by Peter and T.T. Boy, both of who appear in front of her naked with hardons. TT Boy says he's Peter's brother and they tell her they've been dead for over 200 years. Savannah is turned on and they proceed to have...well, it's not a threesome exactly. She gets on her knees and takes turns giving both men blowjobs. Then she stands up and lets them both feel her tits and her ass as they jack off. But the men both disappear when they hear Stanley coming to check on Mandy.
The next day Stanley, Kate, and Mandy go to a club owned by Dr. Laura Rhodes (Angela Summers) a para-psychologist who specializes in ghosts, to get her help. While there, Mandy goes off and finds the bartender (Joey Murphy) and some woman (Brigitte Aime) making out in a back room. They notice her watching and invite her to join them, which she does, and they have a threesome that ends with Joey cums on Savannah's tits.
Tom Byron plays Andrew, Dr. Rhode's assistant. They agree to go to the house the next day to help get rid of the ghosts. Back at the house, while getting ready, Stanley and Kate have sex.
When Dr. Rhodes and Andrew arrive, they tell them they know the story of the house. Peter North's character was Captain Jonathan Parker, one day over 200 years ago he and his brother crashed on the coast and were shipwrecked and then were killed by "Indians" right on the spot where the house was eventually built. Apparently ever since then they've been haunting the house, specifically looking for a woman to join them. Many women over the years have made claims of being seduced by ghosts un that house but were always dismissed as either being crazy or being witches. Dr. Rhodes asks Kate to take her to where she encountered Captain Parker's ghost and they go to the bedroom. Meanwhile Mandy takes Andrew on a tour of the house, which ends up in her bedroom.
As you can probably guess, both couples start having sex, and the film switches back and forth between each room. Mandy and Andrew finish, with him cumming on her stomach and then the scene goes back to Dr. Rhodes and Kate who are in the middle of a 69 when suddenly the ghosts of Captain Parker and his brother appear in the room, again naked and with hardons, and approach the bed. Kate jumps out of the way and the two ghosts begin fucking Dr. Rhodes.
Stanley, Mandy, and Andrew arrive and join Kate standing at the doorway as they all watch the threesome on the bed. A couple of times Kate starts to walk forward as if to join them but Stanley stops her. Right as the two ghosts climax all three of them disappear. Andrew says that Dr. Rhodes must have been the perfect woman that the ghosts had been looking for all these years.
The film cuts ahead to an undetermined period in the future where Mandy and Andrew have just returned from their honeymoon, as the two couples now prepare to live happily ever after in the house.
THE END
I wish I could say that I liked this film more, the premise is silly but it still could have worked. The first flaw is that they didn't have a full threesome with Savannah, Peter North, and TT Boy, instead of just teasing one. The threesome she had with Murphy and Aime was also underwhelming because, unfortunately, I just didn't find Aime that attractive. And the one-on-one scene with her and Tom Byron was hurt by the fact that the film was cutting back and forth between them and the lesbian scene with Taylor and Angela. I always dislike when porn films do that, since you can never fully concentrate on one scene like that, so they both suffer.
Taylor Wane is one of my all-time favorites, and this was early in her career too, but she keeps either her shirt or a bra on in each of her scenes. That's a shame. Also, inexplicably, the film includes a laugh track during some of the sex scenes. It's distracting and adds nothing good to the film. I may have liked this more in 91, when I was a teenager and just seeing naked women on screen was enough to get me off, but as a more discerning middle-aged man, this doesn't rise to my standards.
Chacebook rating: THREE STARS
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